While watching this week's episode, one word kept popping up in my head.....herpes. Why ? Because within the first half hour of viewing, Jillian kissed more dudes than I can count (she probably didn't remember how many either). Hell, I'm surprised she didn't kiss Chris Harrison at some point in the night. But hey, Jillian says she's looking for a "friend" she can love for the rest of her life, so who am I to complain ?
Early in the show, we witnessed the predictable "helicopter date over LA" with Jillian and Ed. Just a question, but why does ABC continue to do these helicopter dates each season ? Having flown in a few helicopters myself and having experienced the excessive noise that a helicopter engine causes, I would think the LAST place I would take someone on a first date would be on a helicopter. But thats me....
Moving on to the group date, Jillian and the guys go western and film a wild west themed movie reminiscent of the great John Wayne. This was Jillian's cue to kiss more guys, one after another, some with tongue, some not. During the filming we witness a gay scene between two of the guys, Michael and Mike, but fortunately we weren't subjected to any kissing between the dudes. Near the end of this wild west farce, Wes the country singer takes Jillian for a private walk and lets her know its tough for him to watch her kiss other guys. She suggests that he is jealous, but Wes was probably more concerned about catching a nasty disease than anything else. But being the southern gentleman he is, Wes plants a kiss on Jillian's cheek and tells her more will come later. Oh boy, such drama !
Moving on, we then witness the guys back at the mansion. This means one thing...excessive drinking ! David,(the town drunk) tells anyone who will listen how much he hates Juan. Juan comes out on the patio,David sees him and proceeds to tell Juan to go back inside the mansion. Juan does as he is told. David continues to drink, and starts arguing with a few of the guys, asking them why they don't hate Juan as much as he does. At this point the producers probably told Juan to go back out and confront David, so thats what Juan does. David tells Juan that he is a bad guy, blah, blah, blah,,,but what David really wants is to get inside Juan's pants. (You KNOW David is gay, admit it !)
Moving on, Jillian jumps in the hot tub with all the guys (how romantic), and then gets out of the tub with Robby, and sits down with him and does more kissing while the rest of the guys remain in the tub. (Don't ask me what some of the guys were doing under the water) After Jillian is finished kissing Robby, she jumps back in the tub and gets attacked by the foot freak Tanner P. Of course, the viewers are supposed to believe this jerkoff is real and not another plant by ABC to create drama. And of course Jillian allows the farce to go on...presumably because she is looking for the man of her dreams and wants to get married and raise children, and maybe Tanner might be the "one"..... Yea, Tanner the dorky looking foot freak would be an excellent husband and father, ok....
Moving on to another "one on one" date, this time Jillian goes out with Sasha. Yea, the dude's name is Sasha. This poor sap claims he is the most well rounded guy in the mansion and believes he will be the one for Jillian. To make a long story short, Jillian rejects Sasha later in the evening..but get this. She walks him out to a bus stop where Sasha must hitch a ride back to wherever the hell he came from ! No limo, no van, not even a taxi for the poor fool Sasha. Instead he is forced to hitch a ride on public transportation. I knew the economy was bad, but I didn't know how bad it apparently must be for ABC.
Finally, in an act of charity, the show winds down to the rose ceremony. Brad and Tanner (not to be confused with the foot freak Tanner P) are cut loose by Jillian. As Brad is walking out the door he says its hard to love someone more than they love you. Huh ? You know what Brad ? Its even harder to love someone that doesn't know you, and considering Jillian spoke with you for about 10 minutes in her entire life, the odds are she didn't know you at all....now go home and do the honorable thing and kill yourself.
So, those making the cut this week are..
Wes,Jake,Mike,Juan,Jesse,David,Ed,Mark,Michael,Tanner,Kiptyn,Reid,Robby. Photos of most ( but not in order)..hell, we already know who the finalists are anyway. LOL
FIVE guys get home town dates, Reid,Kip,Juan,Wes, and Ed. Guessing here, but i know it's five
ReplyDeleteI think the final 4 will be (should be) Kiptyn, Jake, Ed and Mike.
ReplyDeleteWes, Juan and David need to be sent home ASAP!