Kip gets a hometown date in Encinitas, California.
Wes gets a hometown date in Austin, Texas.
?... Could be Jesse...any guesses ?
Friday, May 29, 2009
Lets guess the Final 4...(potential spoiler)
Kip gets a hometown date in Encinitas, California.
?... Could be Jesse...any guesses ?
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Wednesday, May 27, 2009
Weekly review #2....5/25/09
If you're reading this, that means you've found the new home for Bachelorette News. Had to make some changes due to technical glitches, so hopefully everything will work as planned from now on. From this day forward, this blog, nor I, will be associated with Aletheia's old blog. As you can see, the polls that were up lost all the votes when transferred over to this forum, sorry about that. (Basically, I had to create a new forum from scratch) From now on everything should be fine.
Well, lets get on with the review for week number two...
Does the movie Animal House ring a bell ? Because after watching this week's episode I'm starting to feel like thats what I'm watching. A bunch of horny guys with limited women skills ( two of which might be gay) running around in the Bachelorette version of Delta House. Don't get me wrong, this isn't a jab at Animal House - if anything Animal House was far more sophisticated. But come on...as viewers we have been subjected to two male strippers, a pilot who believes he is in love after the first date, two gay guys apparently who got lost on the ABC set and ended up on the wrong show, and the inevitable testosterone filled conflict between Juan and David.(who also might be gay)
Before I forget to ask...does anyone really think this David character is real ? Give me a break...who gets mad at someone for not drinking a shot ? And what adult uses the language "Juan needs to be beat up" ? Beat up ? Isn't that terminology used by grade schoolers ? ABC is clearly using this tool David to create conflict in the hopes viewers like me won't fall asleep by the second hour of the show. Hey David, here's some advice asshole, if you want a job in Hollywood, take some acting lessons because your tough guy act with Juan makes you look like a clown.
OK, lets move on to a few of the more memorable parts of this week's show....lets start with Mike, ie, "Mr.Speedo". All I can say is he looked like a fool running into the ocean with tight speedos on....and looked like an even bigger fool when he came out of the water with what looked like a small appendage inside his speedos. Yea, that scene really got the attention of Jillian....what a loser. Not surprisingly, the ABC cameras quickly panned away from this jerkoff, probably out of respect for the handicapped.
Not to be outdone, another guy, (hell, I forgot his name, and so should you) did a full monty in front of Jillian and the rest of the guys when he jumped in the pool in the buff. Apparently he didn't have much going on below the waste because Jillian didn't give him a rose later in the evening. Enough said.
Lets move on to one of Jillian's "romantic" one on one dates..... Fasten your belts and put out your smokes because the pilot (Jake) goes on his first date with Jillian. The most memorable parts of this date are 1) Jillian's dance on the table while Jake pretends not to look under her dress...and 2) While sitting alone on their date together watching Martina McBride (doesn't everyone?) Jake plants a kiss on Jillian's lips in one of the more awkward moments of the night. But hey, he's obviously in love, as he has known her for at least thirty minutes, so hell, why not ? Certainly Jillian didn't mind. In fact, it seems as if its a requirement for Jillian to french kiss as many horny guys as she can before deciding which one she will marry later this year. Who would've thought such a sweet innocent girl like Jillian would have such a dark side ?...I did, thats who.
Another of the dates Jillian went on was with the aspiring country singer "Wes". Of course, we have no way of knowing what went on behind closed doors during the late night/early morning hours between these two, but I'm sure it was nothing more than Wes singing sweet love songs into Jillian's ears. Afterall, she said she loves country music.
I guess the highlight of the this week's show, (if there was one) occurred when the Harlem Globetrotters made an unexpected visit to the beachside basketball court to play hoops with Jillian and the guys. (They must be big fans of the show.. LOL) The Harlem Globetrotters ?.... I thought they were all dead. Where was Meadowlark Lemon ? or Curly Neal ? The only noteworthy Globetrotter in this bunch was the center who just might be tallest black guy I've ever seen. And I've been to Africa ! Hell, this guy makes Kareem Abdul Jabbar look like a midget in comparison.
As the show wound down to the predictable rose ceremony, Jillian did her thing and thanked all the dudes for showing up and being the incredible douchebags they are. In no particular order, the fools that made the cut this week are..
Well, lets get on with the review for week number two...
Does the movie Animal House ring a bell ? Because after watching this week's episode I'm starting to feel like thats what I'm watching. A bunch of horny guys with limited women skills ( two of which might be gay) running around in the Bachelorette version of Delta House. Don't get me wrong, this isn't a jab at Animal House - if anything Animal House was far more sophisticated. But come on...as viewers we have been subjected to two male strippers, a pilot who believes he is in love after the first date, two gay guys apparently who got lost on the ABC set and ended up on the wrong show, and the inevitable testosterone filled conflict between Juan and David.(who also might be gay)
Before I forget to ask...does anyone really think this David character is real ? Give me a break...who gets mad at someone for not drinking a shot ? And what adult uses the language "Juan needs to be beat up" ? Beat up ? Isn't that terminology used by grade schoolers ? ABC is clearly using this tool David to create conflict in the hopes viewers like me won't fall asleep by the second hour of the show. Hey David, here's some advice asshole, if you want a job in Hollywood, take some acting lessons because your tough guy act with Juan makes you look like a clown.
OK, lets move on to a few of the more memorable parts of this week's show....lets start with Mike, ie, "Mr.Speedo". All I can say is he looked like a fool running into the ocean with tight speedos on....and looked like an even bigger fool when he came out of the water with what looked like a small appendage inside his speedos. Yea, that scene really got the attention of Jillian....what a loser. Not surprisingly, the ABC cameras quickly panned away from this jerkoff, probably out of respect for the handicapped.
Not to be outdone, another guy, (hell, I forgot his name, and so should you) did a full monty in front of Jillian and the rest of the guys when he jumped in the pool in the buff. Apparently he didn't have much going on below the waste because Jillian didn't give him a rose later in the evening. Enough said.
Lets move on to one of Jillian's "romantic" one on one dates..... Fasten your belts and put out your smokes because the pilot (Jake) goes on his first date with Jillian. The most memorable parts of this date are 1) Jillian's dance on the table while Jake pretends not to look under her dress...and 2) While sitting alone on their date together watching Martina McBride (doesn't everyone?) Jake plants a kiss on Jillian's lips in one of the more awkward moments of the night. But hey, he's obviously in love, as he has known her for at least thirty minutes, so hell, why not ? Certainly Jillian didn't mind. In fact, it seems as if its a requirement for Jillian to french kiss as many horny guys as she can before deciding which one she will marry later this year. Who would've thought such a sweet innocent girl like Jillian would have such a dark side ?...I did, thats who.
Another of the dates Jillian went on was with the aspiring country singer "Wes". Of course, we have no way of knowing what went on behind closed doors during the late night/early morning hours between these two, but I'm sure it was nothing more than Wes singing sweet love songs into Jillian's ears. Afterall, she said she loves country music.
I guess the highlight of the this week's show, (if there was one) occurred when the Harlem Globetrotters made an unexpected visit to the beachside basketball court to play hoops with Jillian and the guys. (They must be big fans of the show.. LOL) The Harlem Globetrotters ?.... I thought they were all dead. Where was Meadowlark Lemon ? or Curly Neal ? The only noteworthy Globetrotter in this bunch was the center who just might be tallest black guy I've ever seen. And I've been to Africa ! Hell, this guy makes Kareem Abdul Jabbar look like a midget in comparison.
As the show wound down to the predictable rose ceremony, Jillian did her thing and thanked all the dudes for showing up and being the incredible douchebags they are. In no particular order, the fools that made the cut this week are..
Wes,Jake,Mike,Juan,Jesse,David,Ed,Sasha,Mark,Michael,Tanner,Kiptyn,Reid,Robby,Tanner F. and Brad.
Wednesday, May 20, 2009
My first review...week #1....5/18/09
My first review,,,oh boy,,,I can hardly contain the excitement !
The first thing I noticed about Jillian is that she looks cute in white, but has smaller boobs than I remember from her time on the Bachelor. Perhaps all the sky diving, swimming, horseback riding, and other exotic behavior has trimmed her baby fat. But then again, Melissa Rycroft looks like she lost 15 pounds on DWTS. Perhaps we need to check out Molly to see if she lost weight as well. Hmmm....maybe something was in that New Zealand water....
Anyway, lets get to the dudes...Jillian seemed lost among the 25-30 men that drooled over her, don't ya think ? Something tells me that if the next few episodes go like the first night, the producers will have reason to worry that Jillian won't have the star appeal as previous Bachelorettes like Deanna. But since it was only the first night, perhaps Jillian just needs to loosen up and be herself. Hot tub anyone ?
As for the guys... Jake, Jesse, Wes, Mathue, Michael, Robert, Ed, Reid, Simon, Kiptyn, Mike, Brian D., Sasha, Julien, Tanner P., Mark, Brad, Tanner F…and the additional five...Buffy, Skippy, Huey, Douey and Louie. Don't ask me which of these guys got roses, at this point it doesn't matter because most of them are tools.
Did you catch the guy who got out of the limo, walked up to Jillian, only to stare at the ground for nearly 30 seconds without saying a word ? Ya, that guy. And imagine, Jillian actually gave this clown the "first impression" rose ! Great first impression....either the guy is a retard or a stalker....I guess we'll find out soon enough.
Then we were introduced to dude by the name of Wes. Rumor has it that he can sing and play guitar as well. Maybe he forgot what show he was on, as this is the Bachelorette, not American Idol. Hey, if he can sing without breaking my eardrums he'll already have surpassed that douchebag Adam Lambert in the talent department, so maybe there's hope for him afterall.
Then we were introduced to a guy who apparently is a commercial pilot. I don't know about you, but I thought the guy looked like he just graduated from junior college. Hopefully someone will tell us which airline he works for so I can avoid it the next time I fly.
The only other memorable dude was the balding lawyer from Chicago. Jillian did the smart thing and dumped him quickly. Don't know why lawyers go on these reality shows, don't they know people hate lawyers ? ...I bet he cried on his flight all the way back to Chicago. Loser.
There you have it, my first review, or should I say, mini review. There are just too many guys right now, its hard for me to remember who most of these douchebags are, let alone remember anything worthy of posting about them. But you are free to add anything to the discussion. But just one request - please don't bring up that jerk Jason Mesnick's name..... Crap, I just did.
Monday, May 18, 2009
Welcome to the new Bachelorette News Blog !
Hi, my name is Brady and I've taken over the day to day operation of the popular and award winning blog, formerly known as Bachelor News. Aletheia (did I spell it right?) asked me if I wanted to take over for her, so I have. Afterall, who could refuse such a sweetheart as Aletheia ? Just kidding...I accepted because she threatened to kill me if I said no.
I'll have a few changes as the blog progresses, and as you can see, the first change is the name...we now go by Bachelorette News. Pretty original name, eh ? Some other differences from the previous way things were run around here is that I don't have "inside sources", or any other friends close to the show. In fact, I'm embarrassed to admit to my friends that I even watch the show. But I watch it anyway...sometimes to be entertained, sometimes just to make fun of the many idiots who humiliate themselves on national tv. But never with the illusion that any of these people will fall in love. OK, call me jaded, but admit it, so are you !
I'll have a few changes as the blog progresses, and as you can see, the first change is the name...we now go by Bachelorette News. Pretty original name, eh ? Some other differences from the previous way things were run around here is that I don't have "inside sources", or any other friends close to the show. In fact, I'm embarrassed to admit to my friends that I even watch the show. But I watch it anyway...sometimes to be entertained, sometimes just to make fun of the many idiots who humiliate themselves on national tv. But never with the illusion that any of these people will fall in love. OK, call me jaded, but admit it, so are you !
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